Alabama Football: Attorney Bobby Shunarah Files Bama Butt Hurt Lawsuit

Alabama Crimson Tide Update: Attorney Bobby Shunarah Files Lawsuit against Alabama Crimson Tide on Behalf of Butt Hurt College Football Fans

Alabama Football Update: Have you been butt hurt by the Alabama Crimson Tide?

Have you been butthurt by Alabama? 📞Call me! 📞 I will fight for you!

Posted by Bobby Wesson on Sunday, September 11, 2016

Do these butt hurt symptoms sound familiar?

Call me! Attorney Bobby Shunarah! I will fight for you!

Don’t listen to your heart or functioning adults who say that you should just suck it up and hope your garbage team does better next year. This is America and it’s your right to sue anyone who hurts your sunburned nipple level sensitive feelings. Call me! Attorney Bobby Shunarah! I will get you the compensation you deserve for your case of butt hurt.

The butt hurt Alabama Football has inflicted on the world of college football is real and so is the compensation I’ve won for my list of satisfied clients. Do you want a big check for your butt hurt too? Call me! Attorney Bobby Shunarah! I will fight for you!

It doesn’t matter if you’re more sensitive than a Hallmark special. It doesn’t matter if your team sucks like a black hole full of Monday mornings. The only thing that matters is how much all that butt hurt you’re suffering right now is worth. Don’t miss out on an opportunity to get back at Bama the only way you can – in court!

My list of satisfied clients includes hilltoppers, huskies, bears, bulldogs, more bulldogs, a dozen different tigers and even a rebel land shark bear. Make your butt hurt work for you! Call me Attorney Bobby Shunarah! I will fight for you!

No representation is made that the quality of legal services to be performed exceeds the quality of legal services performed by other attorneys or that I am a real attorney at all this is a joke and a giant run on sentence read it fast like you hear it on the radio roll tide.